We've also been to Magic Kingdom twice in the past 8 days. I've learned a thing or two about people in those two trips.
You see...there are ALL kinds of people that visit Disney World on any given day.
There's this lady who is leading her tour group/school field trip and feels the need to block all areas where one my go past so she can round up her cattle.
Then there's this family, who seems to take procreating to the extreme. They have to stop every ten seconds to do a head check and pick up any and all thrown objects. Periodically they will stop to scream at each other or argue over where they will go next.
Then there's this family. They're sweet. All loving and caring. Taking in the sights. They average about negative 10 mph. They are slower than Christmas and you can't get around them.And then, there's me:
The picture, I'm sure, says enough. I am a woman on a mission. A woman on a mission with a stroller. If you stop in front of me, I will run over you. I will go around you. You will have to run to keep up with me. If you are my husband and stop to take pictures, you will likely get left. More than once. I have a plan and a schedule. I also (now) know exactly where I'm going while you do not. I turn into crazy woman.
I mean, you do what you have to to get ahead of all the slow people who are going to same ride as you. Right??? I mean...you do that too? Right? Right????
Also, I'm thinking of teaching Ansleigh to yell, "MOVE IT OR LOSE IT."
The end.
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Winn suggested I add another type of family on here:
"I'm the lady that's by herself with kids. the lady who's yelling at the people who are cutting in front of her. the lady who's rolling her eyes at people when they're asking questions about the fast pass, or any questions at all. I'm the lady who knows buzz lightyear will be back at 4pm for more pictures.I'm the know-it-all who will cut you if you are in my way. "
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We're that family that average negative 10 miles an hour. But don't worry -- we won't be in your way. Because we'll be at Sea World. ;-)
you don't have a picture of me.
i'm the lady that's by herself with kids. the lady who's yelling at the people who are cutting in front of her. the lady who's rolling her eyes at people when they're asking questions about the fast pass, or any questions at all. i'm the lady who knows buzz lightyear will be back at 4pm for more pictures.
i'm the know-it-all who will cut you if you are in my way. aka. put a picture of the terminator up for me.
hahahahaah! also. that'll be you soon enough. us annual pass members are a pain in the rear. it's like we own the place, man. and not just magic kingdom. it's that way for all the parks.
NO MAP NEEDED. MOOOOOOOVE!
I am totally the same mommy as you.....except i have savannah constantly running around trying to find the closest princess to harass! maybe we can go together some time!
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